It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?
@hellotourniquet Fuck that.

not with that attitude, you won't

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
It'd be cool if there was a website where you could enter the serial number on your money and see where it's traveled all over the country, amirite?

It would be really cool if there was a site where you could post your opinions and/or jokes and see how other people vote on them.

Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?
When someone sends a message just saying, "?" you read it as a sound which you can't describe, amirite?

I read it like "eh?" , but that might be because I am Canadian.

Saying something twice doesn't make it any funnier, amirite?

Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

Around Christmas time it is fun to go up to any "For Lease" signs & write "Navidad" under it. amirite?

After the events of the movie Avatar, they met this hispanic Na'vi named Feliz. He was the father of two bluetiful children. He was lovingly referred to as "Feliz, Na'vi Dad."

Well, if it's liver die, then I guess you'd have no choice.
troll smilie

They should really make stomach medicines taste better, cause the last thing I want to swallow when I'm sick is something chalky and ass flavored, amirite?
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
@give me five dollars and i'll give you a "footlong" ;) -great subway hooker pickup line

Do you work at Subway?

Because everytime I see you, I get a footlong hello smilie

If your last name was Pepper, you would do everything in your ability to become a turtle. amirite?

I was kidding when I said it. I was tired and was thinking of turtles so I typed turtle instead of a docter and I just left it as it was.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

It's not funny because I have the same problem. My name is Nick but people mispronounce it as "Hey retard"