I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies, amirite?

I shouldn't laugh. I'm Muslim. I shouldn't laugh.
Damn, I laughed.

Did they ever find the bed intruder? amirite?

Ofcourse homeboy. Antoine said he would. You are so dumb, you are really dumb - fo real.

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?

EMINEM, you're offending those who are allergic to peanut M&Ms

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

If I were a guy, it would be real long. Creepy long.

I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies, amirite?
So you say Justin Bieber shouldn't write songs about love because he knows nothing about it?! I'm 16 and I'm almost sure i know just as much, if not MORE, about love than you. Define love. Is it not the strong feeling of regard and affection towards someone? What makes you think that 16 year olds are unable to feel "love" towards someone? Even at such a young age, he could have experienced it a... amirite?

Stfu and go play with your play-doh

I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies, amirite?
@Tiny_Tim It is, do you know what it's like to support a family while living in a coffin.

I can only imagine. If you need any help supporting them, there's a prince in nigeria that's willing to put £2 million in your bank account

When you were little and swinging on the swingset with your friends, if the swings were in line with each other you would yell, "get out of my shower!" amirite?

wtf? We used to encourage such occurrences.

The old pepsi cans are definitely better than the old ones, amirite?

If this is some sort of ploy in confusing me to click 'yeah you are'...it's bloody damn well worked.

Your parents shouldn't talk about their sex life in front of you, amirite?

Whoever clicked No Way should be ashamed of themselves

When you're in a one person bathroom in a resturaunt and someone knocks on the door, you don't know what to say to alert them that you're in there, amirite?

Once I panicked and said the most pervacious "hello" this world has ever seen.

Jeggings are much more comfortable than skinny jeans, amirite?

i don't care if they are comfortable. If you're fat and you're wearing jeggings, i will hate you. it's nothing personal.

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@ImNeverGrowingUp people !? That's offensive to animals !

ANIMALS?!? that's offensive towards mr tumnus.

As a fellow sane American in this country who is an open-minded Christian and despises racism, I beg every single Muslim person on this planet not to jump to conclusions that we're all racist hicks here in America because of the few people that think it's perfectly acceptable to burn Qur'ans on a national day of mourning. amirite?

Preach.
Blame the sin AND blame the sinner. But for the love of all things delicious, DO NOT blame the random people who have nothing to do with anything but happen to belong to the same religion.

Girls: Why do people tell you "Congrats" when you get your first period? It's nothing special, and it's a pain in the ass anyways, amirite?

"congratulations, you're not pregnant, but the possibility is still there - CONSTANT VIGILANCE"