+341Penises are like noisemakers. The more you blow them, the longer they get, amirite?
-28It would be simple to steal a Chinese child because they all look alike, amirite?
+654It sucks when you have a Reese's peanut butter cup and you take the paper off, but there's another paper so you get a mouth full of paper, amirite?
+366O_O is the face a raccoon makes when it gets surprise butt sex, amirite?
+160The only thing that should giggle during sex is boobs and jello, amirite?
+172If lesbians like women so much then they shouldn't look like men, amirite?
+629When it comes to guys usually the bigger the earrings are the bigger the doucher they are, amirite?
+238The difference between a mirror and gossip is one speaks without reflecting and the other reflects with out speaking, amirite?
+200The panda came about because there was a zebra and a bear, some bow chika wow wow music and one thing led to another... amirite?
-220A true friend will sleep with your boyfriend to make sure he's STD free, amirite?
+213A slut is like a turtle. Once it's on its back, it doesn't get off of its back, amirite?