+349If you're hungry there's some leftovers in the fridge. Just look for the cold, wet, stinking block of discolored food covered in cling wrap. amirite?
+298The best part about going to a fair or amusement park is going to sleep that night and feeling like you're still on the rides, amirite?
+393You miss the days when the word "party" meant your friend's birthday party and not drunken whore-fest, amirite?
Want to ask your own question? Make A Post No need to login!
+4,486When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
+5,230Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+5,035People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+9,349"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
+5681.) Go to google translate. 2.) Copy & paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch 3.) Translate from german to german. 4.) Click "Listen". You shat bricks, amirite?