You own at least one thing from the salvation army, even if you don't like to admit it. amirite?
condoms really do feel like a balloon on your dick, amirite?
Lip gloss should come with a 'nutrition facts guide' on it, amirite?
How do I feel about my period? uhh we're like this (yn) I love it, I wanna hold really soft things, like my cat. I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion, and I do it in my white spandex. And usually by the third day, I really just wanna dance. Ads on TV are really helpful, 'cause they use that blue liquid and I'm like OH thats what supposed to happen, amirite?
graffiti is art, not vandalism, amirite?