At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You goin' to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;)
Well, according to my sources, not much will change but we'll live underwater.
You just read FML . . .
Haha at first I was like "If I'm a 90 degree angle, amirite?" What? Did he not finish the question? WAIT...am I right...why, yes you are! Very clever!
And then Hitler happened . . .
And then she gives you this "Mother knows best" bullshit. I mean, come ON!
I never got "the talk" either. But, in my family, we all basically just ignore things like "sex" and "puberty" and stuff and pretend they don't exsist. I really don't know why, but it's some sort of an implied tabboo in my household.
It's actually kind of funny, because when when we're in the car and something about sex comes on the radio we all just fall silent and stare ahead of us without looking at eachother. And then someone awkwardly says something like "SO. UM YEAH WHEN WE GET TO THE RESTAURANT LET'S ALL WASH OUR HANDS, OKAY?" really loudly so as to "subtly" drown some of the radio out.
These weren't really my childhood (except maybe Lizzie Mcguire) . . . but I feel your pain.
No pun intended?
Is it sad that I watch that show almost religiously?
Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of something embarrassingly stupid, I get really paranoid that there are mind readers around. But then I immediately think "Stop being stupid, obviously no one can read minds". Then I imagine mind readers in the room chuckling and thinking "Ha, she's so stupid. Just listen to her try to convince herself we don't exist! She'll never know . . . ". So I end up internally screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" a few times, just in case.
I immediately thought Uganda and Ukraine, but I'm ashamed to say the United States wouldn't have crossed my mind if I hadn't read the comments . . .
That happens EVERY TIME for me. Coincidentally, I go to an all-girls school. I think there might be a connection there . . .
I don't speak spanish either . . . but I'm not about to learn Thai before I go to Thailand or Italian just so I can go to Rome . . . but, if I was gonna move there, that's another story.