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It doesn't matter whether or not the government recognizes your marriage, a truth does not depend on a government endorsement to be true. have a private ceremony, be married, and stop bitching that people won't let you, amirite?

It would like me going back to the 50's and saying: "It doesn't matter if the government segregates blacks and whites in schools and in society. Black people should just go to their all black school and PRETEND they're not being treated as less worthy than whites because it's like basically the same thing? They really should stop bitching about racial inequality, honestly".

Dog Owners: It is scary to think about the amount of dog hair you have ingested in your lifetime, amirite?

You could have also begun this post with "Dog eaters:".

It's not love if it itches, amirite?

It's love if your partner itches it for you.

'My mom got scared so she said You're moving with your uncle and aunt in Belair.' The true 90s kids remember what show this theme song is from, amirite?

Yeah, us true 90's kids will get it! Also, you know, everyone who has heard of that show.

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It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?
Every Easter, you're like "Uhhh, spoiler alert! Some of us haven't finished the Bible yet!", amirite?

I'll just touch you randomly and you'll be all "Is this molestation? I think it is!"

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If a rave were held in a concentration camp, and transportation costs were not an issue, you would want to go, amirite?

-It is at a concentration camp.
-there will be shitty music
-there will be someone who's "job" is to select shitty music to play while simultaneously ruin perfectly good records
-he will probably be wearing douchebag headphones and/or act like a douchebag
.there will be dancing
-there will be dancing
-the dancing will be to the aforementioned shitty music with a "good beat"
-the music will have no melody
-there will be a bunch of bastards there
-strobe lights cause seizures
-the lyrics to the music will be awful

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. amirite?
Your phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie, amirite?
@KirstenAnn My battery recharges fast as a black guy.

My battery got stolen.. I bet you can figure out the rest.