+828At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. ... amirite?
+747"Yes mother, I'm doing homework" -facebook/internet until midnight- "Yes mother, I'm done with my homework" -wait until everybody falls asleep and then try to do homework under the covers like Harry Potter- -give up and decide to wing it during lunch- -forget and freak out until I get lucky and not have homework checked- -regret not sleeping earlier- Repeat. amirite?
+1,891Extremely deep conversations occur right when you're about to go to sleep during sleepovers, amirite?
+711I'm going to stop using the computer at 7:00 shoot it's 6:55, maybe just 7:30, umm 8:00, it's still early 9:00, not my bed time yet 10:00, since when did anyone go to bed this early 11:00, um I can still get my 8 hours of sleep by 11:30, WHAT how is it 12:00. Next morning = Super Tiredess, amirite?
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+1,760You raise your hand to answer easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you with hard ones later, amirite?
+1,147No matter how far the teacher puts you from your friend, you're still going to talk to each other, amirite?
+503Don't you hate it when people point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is. amirite?
+835We all hate it when we're joking around with our parents, and then it turns into a life lesson. amirite?