(<3 JBieber): I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.
Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. Whilst being distracted making a witty comment on the POTD, beat the said user to death with a crowbar, amirite?
Are you actually that stupid? The leaves stay on the trees because they're f'king connected from the stems of each leaf.....I feel like you're either trolling, or you're like 5 years old. Do you want me to go and explain the actual physical bonds of the cells of the leaves or what? Birds can fly because the force they are creating from flapping their wings is greater than the force of gravity that is pulling them down. When I say force, I mean the force of pushing the air molecules downward. Yes, air does have volume and mass, as do clouds. Clouds float because the tiny crystals that they are made out of are just as light as air, so in a sense, they ARE air. The crystals they are made out of are too small to have any fall velocity. Think of dust particles floating above the ground. They float because they are light as air. Where the particles go is determined by the air currents.
Your education seems to have derived from episodes of Spongebob.