Ding Dong Ditch is also fun. I knock on peoples' door, and then I run as fast as I can so that I'll be far away when the bomb detonates. :)
Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again
Think of it as a ticket machine. You need to pay with a slice of bread to get a toast from the toaster. Bread seems to be the only currency that works, I got a really weird toast when I payed with my iPhone.
I know, but I like some variation. When they open the door they expect me to stand there with a crowbar, but then BOOM. Otherwise, if you want to, you could run far away, then when they open the door, you run back and beat them to death with a crowbar.
I like trains.
Typing "you" when you're in a hurry is risky because first you have to find the y, then the o, and then the u. Just saying "u" saves an incredible amount of time, it's only 1 letter instead of 3!
One: Very few abortions are because of rape (I'm not sure, but I think it's less than 3%, you could probably Google it). Two: The baby isn't the rapist. The baby is just as innocent as any other baby. It's a very tough situation for the mother, of course, but the baby deserves to live.
Step two: Go back in time and make it 20 years ago.
Well, if God exists then He's the one who can know what's right and wrong in all situations, it would be stupid to think you know better yourself. And ironically, if I were to start living by this post it would be because you told me to. So according to this post I should continue living by faith, no matter what I'm told, if I feel that it's right.
For some reason, the voice in my head sounds like this when I read this post:
'The girl should make the makeup look good' and not 'the makeup should make the girl look good'. I think.
Jesus had brothers.
You're right, Jesus told us that we will be able to perform miracles even greater than the miracles he did. A big part of the film is about how God can perform miracles through any christian, if they just go out and do God's will. But very few people actually do that. :/
Kinda like saying "lol" - it's ok to say horrible things as long as you add it at the end of the sentence. Also, you're ugly and I hate you <3.