Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

Ding Dong Ditch is also fun. I knock on peoples' door, and then I run as fast as I can so that I'll be far away when the bomb detonates. :)

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again

What's with all the blind people wearing sunglasses? It's not like the sun is bothering you... amirite?
If you put bread in the toaster, toast pops out. Where does the bread go, amirite?

Think of it as a ticket machine. You need to pay with a slice of bread to get a toast from the toaster. Bread seems to be the only currency that works, I got a really weird toast when I payed with my iPhone.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@1023184

I know, but I like some variation. When they open the door they expect me to stand there with a crowbar, but then BOOM. Otherwise, if you want to, you could run far away, then when they open the door, you run back and beat them to death with a crowbar.

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?

I like trains.

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@Mr_Superfluous I don't get it...

Typing "you" when you're in a hurry is risky because first you have to find the y, then the o, and then the u. Just saying "u" saves an incredible amount of time, it's only 1 letter instead of 3!

it would be easy to say abortion is just wrong, period. because it kind of is i mean it will turn into a human, but the people who dont understand that there is such a thing as bad circumstances annoy you, amirite?
@I'm just saying would you want to have the baby of your rapist? If not then I guess abortion isn't to bad right?

One: Very few abortions are because of rape (I'm not sure, but I think it's less than 3%, you could probably Google it). Two: The baby isn't the rapist. The baby is just as innocent as any other baby. It's a very tough situation for the mother, of course, but the baby deserves to live.

The 1st step to making an educational video for school is to find the most monotone speaker as possible, amirite?

Step two: Go back in time and make it 20 years ago.

Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right. amirite?

Well, if God exists then He's the one who can know what's right and wrong in all situations, it would be stupid to think you know better yourself. And ironically, if I were to start living by this post it would be because you told me to. So according to this post I should continue living by faith, no matter what I'm told, if I feel that it's right.

You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?

For some reason, the voice in my head sounds like this when I read this post: YouTube video thumbnail

The girl should make the makeup work, not the other way around, amirite?
@huh..?

'The girl should make the makeup look good' and not 'the makeup should make the girl look good'. I think.

I'm pretty sure the best thing about being Jesus is knowing that your parents never fucked. amirite?

Jesus had brothers.

If there really was a god, he should perform some damn miracles now worldwide. Not thousands of years ago and confined to a small area in the Middle East, amirite?
@Take2 Maybe I will, God knows I have enough time to watch movies nowadays. Pun most certainly intended. But I still don't...

You're right, Jesus told us that we will be able to perform miracles even greater than the miracles he did. A big part of the film is about how God can perform miracles through any christian, if they just go out and do God's will. But very few people actually do that. :/

Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?

Kinda like saying "lol" - it's ok to say horrible things as long as you add it at the end of the sentence. Also, you're ugly and I hate you <3.