+632It seems that MADD is really a bad name for the organization. There are many fathers against drunk driving too! Also the group is against any type of impaired driving not just drunkenness. So it seems like a better name would be People In Support of Sober Driving. They could even have the slogan: "We're not MADD anymore, we're PISSD.", amirite?
+1,261It's awkward when you're expecting 2012 and all you get is 2011S, amirite?
+1,025Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
+5,223Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+975Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party. amirite?
+202If Bilbo's parents had any sense of humor they would have named him Tea. amirite?
+1,585You find it rude and inconsiderate that your grandchildren haven't time-traveled to come and visit you, amirite?
+308Daylight savings time is like cutting a foot off the top of a blanket and sewing it onto the bottom to make it longer, amirite?
+491We've all heard the saying "don't judge a book by its cover", but really, that's what the cover is for, amirite?
+2,165It would be amazing if all restaurants had to end their URLs with ".nom", amirite?
+1,153There's no panic quite like trying to press "End Call" when you accidentally call someone, amirite?
+920It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was still lingers, amirite?
+1,750I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?
+494It's annoying when people tell you to get your priorities straight. You're going to, it's just not first on your list of things to do, amirite?