If God created the world in 7 days, along with all the plants, animals, and people, then how did dinosaurs die billions of years before Adam and Eve came? amirite?
@Okay, well carbon dating says otherwise, this isn't the flintstones buddy, it is reality.

carbon dating isn't an accurate way of dating objects. they took to rocks that were placed there at the same time and one was said to be millions of years of and another wa said to be thousands of years old

You've never spent a night in a hotel before, amirite?

only if your life is super boring

If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
@karlipawlak Rule 1.

oh no! i forgot to honor Rule 1.

If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?

Dude this joke is on the Funny Jokes app from android!!

I bet only true 90s kids cried at the end of Toy Story 3 since we've been there from the start, amirite?
I bet only true 90s kids cried at the end of Toy Story 3 since we've been there from the start, amirite?
@So basically just because you were born earlier than other kids, you were more capable of feeling emotional at the...

But you know how when an old song comes on and your parennts are like "This song brings me back to highschool". Well it could be a good song but the emotional attachment to the song it different that to your parents.

Sometimes, when you make a perfect picture, you think, "Wow! what a piece of shit!" Now think how God felt when he created the world, amirite?
i think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items, amirite?
let the 365 count down for 2012 began.amirite?

we wouldn't do that until 12/21/2011 not in 2010 smart one