Typical atheist family: ''Hey dad, I'm back from fucking a hooker, where's mom?'', ''She's out getting an abortion'', ''OK, I'll just go to my room'', ''Hold on son, there are 2 gay men having sex in there, wait until they're done'', ''OK'', amirite?
this sounds like something jesusophile would say (guy on youtube not amirite)
If you don't think before you act, you're probably Kristen Stewart, amirite?
if all your characters are EXACTLY THE SAME you're probably Michael Cera
Getting water out of your ear is such an awesome feeling :') amirite?
i always hate it when the water is hiding like a ninja and you don't notice it's there and then like 4 hours later ur just like AAARRGH WTF
Why do people say they feel like Ninjas when they drop something and catch it before it hits the ground? A real Ninja wouldn't have dropped it in the first place, amirite?
what if you were attacked by another ninja so you had to drop it, killed them, and then caught it
Laughter is a wonderful sound. It cheers you up, it holds you up, and makes you believe that a simple sound can make unwelcome emotions disappear, amirite?
it's also really awkward if she laughs right after you take your pants off
Dear feminists and women who get offended by boys who tease about sexism. I'd rather bake than do heavy lifting any day, amirite?
baking is freaking awesome.......I suddenly feel like making a cake
It's pretty weird/funny when you see a girl with almost no boobs wearing a really lowcut top and no bra, thinking she looks hot, amirite?
they probably aren't wearing the bra because they don't really need it
"soccer is the worlds most popular sport." America has definately not catched on, amirite?
i can't believe you came to that
"Oh my god this song sucks, I hate it!" starts singing along damn it, why are you so catchy?? amirite?
ya know what else is catchy? herpes
If I were to put a seed in some dirt, no one would call it a plant. This applies to embryos and humans too, amirite?
it's called sarcasm everyone knows that the broccoli thing is bs
i want 8 of whatever Dr. Seuss was on, amirite?
I did not steal it and you are an ass
so let me get this straight US government. I can legally buy a tank, have a lion, tiger, and bear as pets, and own a laser rifle, but I cannot own marijuana. sure, that makes total sense, amirite?
you deserve a high five
It kind of pissed you off as a kid when you used what you thought to be a black crayon and it was actually a dark blue or green, amirite?
what do you mean "as a kid"? I still use crayons for school projects
when you wake up in your underwear next to a dolphin you know you had an awesome night, amirite?
5) you woke up stoned out of your mind
6) your friend is dressed up for no reason
7) your friend is dressed up for a sexual reason
8) you've either gained the ability to breath under water or the dolphin can breath on land
glad to see you know how to respond to a joke....