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The best comeback for just about everything is "Go drink some water, you dehydrated fuck.",
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FUGMINA
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Sticks and stones may break bones, but words can make people kill themselves, saving you time you would spend finding sticks and stones.
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I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer.
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There were 2 cows in a field. One cow says ''Moo." The other cow replies, ''Shut the fuck up you uneducated twat'',
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The best thing about hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although, they do make me look a bit gay,
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First we had Empires ran by Emperors, then we had Kingdoms ran by Kings, now we have Countries.
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Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react.
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Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells AWFUL, You might as well live.
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Anonymous
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Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies,
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The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit,
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