It's a paradox to describe yourself as being a humble person. amirite?

Being humble is one of my many advantages

Kids nowadays won't know what tv channels are. amirite?

i do bc i love watching the channels i have on AT&T plus

The cold side of the duvet/quilt is more satisfying than the cold side of the pillow. Discuss. amirite?

Not in the North in January.

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?
@The-Merciless-Potato Ya plant them right infront of your house so the homeless can go there

As though any of us have houses/houses that we can legally plant trees at, especially in urban locations where homeless would reasonably be.

The people who want to make change are, unfortunately, generally not the people with the power to enact it. You bet your ass if the city came by and was like "hey we wanna plant fruit trees for the homeless on your street, that cool?" I'd say hell yeah! "We'd also like you to participate in efforts to keep leaves and fallen fruit off the sidewalks/streets" sure fam, I'll pitch in. If charity meant just walking out your door and sweeping the walkway, I'd like to think most people would do it.

The internet has been around so long that you no longer have to clarify "no spaces" when giving someone an email address or URL, amirite?

If your address ends in "aol" you were tech savvy at one time, but now you're old. But not necessarily stupid.

Diet controls your size, exercise changes your shape. amirite?

DNA controls a lot too

We hate tech so much when it is even slightly slow in obeying our commands that we'll curse at it. Imagine how shameful that'd be if we treated a person like that: tech makes us abusive, amirite?

Tech has no feelings. People do.

The height 5' 8" could also written as 4'20", amirite?

Naughty

You've probably played a game in the past and found an easter egg that noone knows and has never been found but you moved on thinking it's just part of the game. amirite?
@Vindicare-jjl don't forget to add the develop time for your picture.

You are right. Asking my parent for the camera, then wait for them to finish out the roll of pictures. Then ask then to take it to the Photomat, so it they can send it out and get it back 2 weeks later.

things don't taste how they smell, we've just related the two senses in our mind. amirite?

Smell and taste are very much linked physiologically. Most complex flavors require a sense of smell to taste. You can taste sugar with no sense of smell but not raspberries for instance.

Facemasks are making normally ugly people look attractive, amirite?

Good for hiding face scars, acne and panda eyes

It's crazy how we went from the sheer optimism of the 90s to the chaotic depression of 20s, amirite?

The 90's were the best decade of my life so far.

Most people wanting stricter gun laws, don't even know most of the gun laws, even in their own city/state. amirite?

I would say most people wanting stricter gun laws at this point don't understand that we all need guns now that the assholes have stockpiled massive amounts of guns and ammo.

Go get em while you still can, folks.

Perfect smooth skin is a myth. Everyone's skin has texture that can't be avoided. amirite?

yes but that doesn't mean there isn't a perfect smoothness, perfect smoothness doesn't mean no texture it just means as smooth as is possible and healthy

Watching porn freely in your browser feels much better than watching porn in incognito. amirite?