Bethanytheravenclaw

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?

i just ran over a hobo and shot my mother in the face. heading to jail<3

Evolution should make dog-sized elephants, amirite?

puppy sized elephants! <3 VLOG BROTHERS <3

You hate it when people think you're weird just because of your name, amirite?
Finding a needle in a haystack is a lot harder if you're a Mormon, amirite?
@livelaughlove110 Hah, okay. I'm LDS (Yeah. LDS. Not Mormon. It's the same thing. Most of us like LDS better ;) ) and I assure all of...

the first time i read this i thought it said i'm on LSD and i assure all of you i know how magnets work. xD

It would be interesting to read a book of all the things people have ever said about you behind your back, amirite?

i would probably cry i know some of the things that are said behind my back i don't want to know anymore.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

turtles have been my favourite animal for ever! also am i the only one who read this in a really stoned voice? i kind of have the feeling the op was flying high when they wrote this.

Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?

thats pretty much all i own

update: xD i just realized i said that as i am wearing a skirt xD

I'm tired of all these inappropriate kids' songs, like the one about that whore Miss Mary Mack. But Ring Around the Rosie, now there's a wholesome, nonthreatening song, amirite?

when i hear miss mary mack i think of

miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
she's got a knife knife knife
stuck in her back back back
she can not breath breath breath
she can not cry cry cry
and now she waits waits wait
she waits to die die die.

Santa is obviously Canadian... He wears red and white, and he's extremely nice to people for no reason, amirite?

Sanata is actually legally a Canadian citizen.

Schools are banning the most ridiculous and petty things nowadays, amirite?

in my elementary school we weren't allowed to play red rover, any form of tag, duck duck goose and any games like that. we weren't allowed any form of cards like Pokemon or anything. we were not allowed to wear sweats, tank tops, legging or skinny jeans. there was so many books we couldn't bring to school and so many songs we were not allowed to sing. they were crazy!

Girls: Fat should be stored in your boobs, not anywhere else, amirite?

naw im cool i just wish my fat didnt enjoy chillin on my stomach and thighs.

Girls always talk about how they get "screwed over" and get "their hearts broken" by guys, but in reality girls do the same thing to guys just as often, amirite?

i know thats why i hate most of my own gender.

Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
@open_mind_open_soul @252782 (V): @252801 (Ricwulf): Yeah. I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure I'd rather date Ricwulf than you. Believe it...

@252782 (V): i am also a girl and i agree with dean i would rather date Ricwulf then V any day! Ricwulf you are awesome! keep being yourself and you will find an amazing girl because you are willing to climb up that ladder. V go suck so dick because that is what you are.