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Everyone should speed the majority of the time, amirite?
@kervernspercer About 7 years. And you've raised an important point! I am not telling people to execute slick lane changes. I have...

mmm, 7 years of probably 30-60 minutes of driving ~365 days a year is maybe 15k miles a year on average.

I've been doing that by about 20x for as long as you have been driving, almost exactly! Before then I've spent years doing delivery driving, driving various sorts of work trucks to job sites, hell I probably got 50k miles on a motorcycle, and probably 20k of them in the dirt. I can tell you with a lot of wisdom, that you are not actually saving that much time. You will in the long run save much more time by leaving 5 minutes earlier, then rushing through these lights. It will catch you up eventually.

Missing university life after finishing a degree and joining the work force feels a lot like missing kindergarten in your first year of school. amirite?

you remember how it felt missing kindergarten in your first year of school?

Everyone should speed the majority of the time, amirite?
We will never be able to know the exact reason for our existence and the existence of the universe. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon A better question is: Should there even be a reason? I think our existence is more meaningful if it just came out...

Another possible outcome can be that the reason for the universes existence doesn't involve us at all and we are just a simple side effect of the interaction of particles. The goal of the universe existing can be something so unimaginably complex that we can be created, form a consciousness, and still only observe and not even begin to fathom the reason behind.

Mascara ads are too misleading, amirite?

If you keep applying the mascara then the lashes will get longer. With enough mascara I had them almost reach my eyebrows.

We're lucky stains wash of our skin as easy as they do, amirite?

I'm pretty sure the sole reason we evolved to have skin is precisely not to absorb random stuff from the environment. So it's not a matter of luck.

We will never be able to know the exact reason for our existence and the existence of the universe. amirite?

Not one single thing in this universe asks to be explained, except us. So when contemplating the meaning of it all. 42 is as good an answer as any.

Law enforcement doesn't really work without the threat of violence, amirite?
@Stumpaction Thats how gangs keep control of a territory. You are right.

I always say I work for the biggest criminal organization in my province.

Law enforcement doesn't really work without the threat of violence, amirite?

"Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived." -Mr. Rasczak

Habaneros are inferior to Jalapeños, amirite?

I don't make it a habit to eat peppers straight, but mango habanero and ghost pepper bbq are the best sauces

The most efficient drivers are the ones that use the brake the least, amirite?

Well, that's one way to get to your destination quickly, but we'd like to remind everyone that safety should always come first!

Deodorant/Anti-Perspirant Is Unnecessary For Most People, amirite?

This is far from accurate. It is a very small number of people that don't produce body odour. Not "most".

Starbucks sizes make perfect sense, amirite?

I have literally never seen short. Tall is the smallest size in every Starbucks I've ever been to.

Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full, amirite?
Driving at highway speeds and only being a couple of feet away from an oncoming car in the other lane is weirdly normalized. amirite?