That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...
Everyone knows you're supposed to put it out with stairs.
I would have fun with it. I'd just slip something in there like "Microsoft now owns your soul."
OP doesn't know the book of Matthew has a surprise ending, does he?
That's weird. I didn't know 1 in 50 guys don't have a penis...
I thought they put thru to appeal to their uneducated customers
They're not that bad:P
I dare you to say that to Chris Kyle.
[P]olitici[a]ns should have [t]o wea[r] patches l[i]ke ra[c]e car drivers, so we [k]now who their corporate sponsors are, amirite?
OP is Patrick!!!!!! OMG
I'd definitely go with, "If you kill me, you'll never be able to find the treasure!"
Yeah, that's why I don't date black girls...
The only thing I like in my orange juice is vodka.
It doesn't really make me that upset. A lot of times, teams won't do the right thing and pay a guy who is playing at a higher level than his contract indicates. Think about it, an NFL running back has an average career span of four yours. That usually plays out to only two contracts for the guys entire career. If you only had that short of a window, you would do everything you could to ensure that you made enough money.
About the trinity, the best way I've heard it explained is they are like an egg. One is the yoke, one is the egg white, and one is the shell. They are all God in a way, but they are different; one is the creator, one is the savior, and one is a personal guide that fills you when you accept Christ. About the devil, the bible tells us that he was an angel. This means that his power is greater than a humans, but less than Gods.
I 100% oppose this ban. It's not the governments job to stop this at all. Just think, if the government has the power to do this, what's next? Limiting the portions of fatty foods? Reducing the size of alcoholic beverages you're allowed to serve? Any of these measures are completely unnecessary. If you're worried about taking in too many calories then stop eating so much.