Equality for all. It's that simple.

An apostrophe between the t and s. It's that simple.

What's wrong with a guy looking at girls boobs? amirite?
Greatest man in history, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him..... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. amirite?
@DanielJames What? As I just showed, any statement can be flipped to make it say what you want. One could write something to...

They called Jesus Master because He is God. He didn't pose as a teacher or doctor, He was a teacher and doctor who taught people about God's love and healed them from sicknesses. Clearly He's a horrible criminal. Moving on, those who feared Him did so because they knew He had the power of God. As for "taking over the world with violent acts from his followers", I don't recall Jesus ever saying, "Go and kill others so that I make take control of everything". Disregard those who actually kill in the name of God, they have very much mistaken what God wants from them. I think the only thing you got right is that He was murdered, but even that Jesus knew had to happen for a very important reason.

Just because you can say, "Hitler was an excellent visionary with a strong determination" it doesn't change the truth of what he actually did. You can make Jesus sound like an awful villain, but it doesn't change that He was and still is our loving God.

If a stranger starts talking to you in an elevator, just say: "I don't want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you" that'll shut 'em up. amirite?

What if they say, "well I like to get to know my victims"?

Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy, amirite?
@ihearandomusic Am I supposed to take this sexually, or...

No...Do you find yourself thinking about animals sexually often or...

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Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy, amirite?
When your phone loses signal, you go all Lion King on it, amirite?

Yes, yes I do. When my phone loses signal, I get on a plane to Africa, travel to the deepest part of the savannah, climb up on a rock and hold it in the air in front of giraffes and elephants while Elton John plays a song in the background. It usually works quite well.

Apart from the lions tearing out my spleen part, I mean.

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Well it's a shame that i screenshotted it then!

http://ctrlv.in/125447

Girls: you don't care how big a guy's wiener is, because all that really matters is how big the wiener in his heart is, amirite?

Perfect post, I agree 110%, best post ever, should be POTD twice, 10/10 would read again, 420 smoke weed

Neither Romney nor Obama understand the concept of two minutes, amirite?

"Well I would have had five seconds left if you hadn't interrupted me."

"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
@poler10 And endorsement is a great place to hide semen...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? hello smilie

If Mitt and his 5 Sons could get knocked up he would be out there handing out birth control, and be pro choice, amirite?

First of all, Mitt Romney isn't against birth control. He's against requiring Churches to provide health insurance for contraception.

And you shouldn't make the stupid conclusion that pro-life are rallying against women's rights. It's a fucking moral or religious issue for them, and they're truthfully thinking "Babies shouldn't be killed," not "Haha, let's fuck women over with this new law." I am, by the way, pro-choice.

Ladies: You don't mind a guy you don't find attractive introducing themselves and striking up a conversation out of no where, amirite?
"No you close Skype" is the modern equivalent of "no you hang up", amirite?
@boxtop Step aside, fools, 'cause I'm joining this free style. And I'm teaching you a lesson so it might just take a...

my turn:

Boxtop, I'm about to bust rhymes so hard it'll make your face turn orange.....

shit.