Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.

it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.

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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?

It's odd how Conservatives can handle Bush jokes and make them, but Dems flip a shit if anyone makes an Obama joke, amirite?
@rowanne what jokes? i've never heard an obama joke, just a blind accusation like "he's the reason we're in a recession!...

Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He accidentally smoked it.

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

If Ke$ha ever has a son, she's going to name it either Jack or Dick, amirite?

It'll be spelled Ja¢k*

The world will end in 2012, amirite?
@Slim_Shady Why would you "assume" the calendar starts over again?

My calender ends on December 31, 2010. So the REAL end of the world date must be THEN.

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Admit it, you want to be someone like ArtisticBroccoli, Anthony, etc, just to know what its like, amirite?


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It must be hard to write love on her arms with all those ugly scabs getting in the way, amirite?

Yes, so you write love on her arms so there will be no more scabs.

My Grandpa owns amirte should i be excited because i am now that their is an app, amirite?
If a smoke shorts your life 5 minutes everyday, and a good laugh prolongs your life, then a joint of weed should be perfectly healthy, amirite?

I am Russian spy. My name must remain classified. You call me Sean. My interests include watching mother shave legs, visiting old folk's home, setting things on fire, and long walks on beach. My girlfriend's name is Andrea. I have tried to watch her shave legs but it does not bring same pleasure as when watching mother. She thinks this is creepy. Andrea is Italian. She has very hairy legs. It not fun to watch. Andrea suggested I learn to be more American so I learned how to play banjo. I can play Take Me Out To the Ballgame. Baseball is America's favorite passtime, no? I must give no more information. I am on a special mission. I must protect American queen. You say there is no queen? Yes, because I have hidden her so well. And her ears are normal size, unlike foolish Borock Obomba.

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People always rant about Twihards being obsessed with their books, but in reality, Christians are far worse: they memorize their book and read it every day, they pray to their main character and believe that he is their father and they sing to him, and they have multiple holidays celebrating their book and its characters, whereas Twihards only talk about their book a lot, amirite?

Twihards don't believe that their book is real. Christians do. Nuff said.

"Extra virgin" has never made sense to me. I guess it's sposed to mean "extra no-sex,", amirite?

I'm pretty sure it means that the olive oil has been playing World of Warcraft.

Anonymous +18Reply
It must be hard to write love on her arms with all those ugly scabs getting in the way, amirite?
@Taz nobody deserves to die.

Except maybe Coday.

Anonymous +25Reply
It must be hard to write love on her arms with all those ugly scabs getting in the way, amirite?

fuck you.

Anonymous +42Reply