+4,812Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+5,231Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+5,967Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?
+9,351"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
+339If you think about it, when people say " I hate ugly people that think they're pretty" , assuming you think you're pretty because you said that, someone MUST find you ugly, so you're really talking about yourself. amirite?
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+455The first day of school teacher prompt: Hi. I'm ...... Here's a copy of the classroom expectations. You and your parents have to sign it after reading it. (yeah right). Let's get into assigned seats by alphabetical order (away from your best friend). Here is your textbook (that weighs 500 lbs and we'll only go through about 1/2 of it). These books are new so be gentle (missing both covers)amirite?
+13,656It’s pretty amusing when you rewatch a movie you haven’t seen since you were little, and you actually get all the jokes now, amirite?
+1,039"Are YOU new to amirite? possibly transitioning from MLIA? Then listen up! This offer is for you. Call right now and YOU can learn to not say 'i think so' after a rhetorical question! But wait! We'll also throw in a 'you should type like a normal person, and Not. Like. This.' guide! But wait! Order now, and we'll explain to you who Anthony is!" - this should replace some of the ads here, amirite?
+66"Google vs. Yahoo" "Harry Potter vs. Twilight" "Ninjas vs. Pirates"... whats next? "M&M's vs. Skittles"? ALL OF THIS FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART!!! Amirite?
+1,008A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the morning sun can kiss the grass, but you...my friend, can kiss my ass, amirite?
+1,833Coca cola came to town, Pepsi Cola knocked him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinking Seven Up. Seven Up got the flu, now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell off the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain. Fountain broke, had a stroke, now we're back to plain old Coke. Amirite?