The person who designed auto-flush toilets obviously doesn't wipe standing up, amirite?

Those scare me not gonna lie

When someone is laughing hard and says there dying. There not exaggerating, because every second we grow closer to the inevitability of death. amirite?

People do die of laughter

Since they are animals, sea sponges are a kind of meat. amirite?

okay what kind of protein profile are we talking here

Being poor is expensive. amirite?
A plate is an anti-gravity device for food, amirite?

Throw it up in the air see what happens

5 inches is better than 6 inches, amirite?

Tell that to sandwich shops.

Evolution is about making a creature that doesn't need evolution. amirite?
Olive oil is WD-40 for the kitchen, amirite?

WD-40 can also be used as olive oil (probably)

From Mario's perspective, the green mushrooms do absolutely nothing. amirite?
@piromysl Dragon Quest?

it's kind of recent, within like 5 years maybe and it's an indie game. has a decent following but I've never actually played it so i can't remember what it's called...
like dungeon something or other

Spinosaurus has to be the most controversial dinosaur in history. amirite?
@Thatoneduderyan ...why?

Scientists have changed its appearance drastically and still argue about it.

Since old photos are becoming colorized our view of the past won't be in black and white as often as we remember. amirite?
@NeutralPheede Our view of the past is through images and videos.

Ok?? But like I don't picture the people literally having gray skin LOLOL

Dating a nonbinary person is fun because it's always a surprise to find out what genitals you get when you undress them, amirite?
Porn companies have marketing tactics, amirite?
@Boknows1 is it๐Ÿ‘€

Dear god let's not start this again

Porn companies have marketing tactics, amirite?
Facemasks are making normally ugly people look attractive, amirite?

No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.