just cuz im 11 dosnt mean im not in luv with my boyfriend, amirite?
I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet? ...amirite?
Parents shouldn't get to decide what age their kids can start dating, its not their life. amirite?

I think parents have a say if you are 13 and younger but then they need to shut up about dating. Yea, they can give their imput on what they think of WHO they are dating but that should be it.

You can say all you want about Justin Bieber, but I will love that Canadian cream-puff till the day she's 18! Amirite?
She always has a bad hair day, she bleeds often, lives next-door to an asshole, her neighbor pisses her off, her best friend is a complete dick, she gets injected with vile things then she has to put up with living with a big baby for nine months. The vagina has a sad life indeed. am I right?
@I wonder how you could word the, "And then she has to go to great lengths to relieve herself of that baby."

She freaked out for hours until finally that big baby was gone, but she was never the same again; That is how.

"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
@Deadpool My mom would have a spaz attack and then take a nap.

My mother would call me a smartass and roll her eyes before making me clean the litter.

@321441

We get it. It's not going to make people change what they say posting this every other comment. Sorry to be rude.

Youtube got much worse once Google bought it. All those video's deleted due to copyright infringement, VEVO, WMG deleting audio, videos not working in certain countries, and the commercials. WTF. We want the old Youtube back, amirite?
@290906

Also that annoying Queue replacement for Playlist on the side of the video. It's far more complex then it needs to be for a VIDEO site. The day google begins to rule the world, I'm moving to the moon.

More like Team Edward Elric. amirite?

I love Ed<3 Sadly though, his supposed height of 4'11" is taller then me...

She always has a bad hair day, she bleeds often, lives next-door to an asshole, her neighbor pisses her off, her best friend is a complete dick, she gets injected with vile things then she has to put up with living with a big baby for nine months. The vagina has a sad life indeed. am I right?
No, it's not a 'hoodie', it's a sweatshirt, amirite?

This is how I label them; a hoodie has a zipper, hooded sweater shirt just has a hood, sweatshirts have neither.

Smoking; Yes it will kill you but so will being fat, skinny, healthy, sick, black, white, or anything else. We all die so who are we to tell people to change their lives when they are perfectly happy? amirite?

Being human is deadly, we are all going to die lol.

Have you ever noticed that all bad things for women have the word men in there somewhere... MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause, amirite?
@Dinosaurs Did it ever occur to women that without men, they would exist? Who's X chromosome was it? Your father's. So stfu...

You do know that for the first 6 weeks in the womb, EVERYONE was a female? That includes men so your logic fails.

Why do guys have to put the toilet seat down? Why don't girls just put the toilet seat up, amirite?
There's always that one super skinny girl that's eating junk food every other minute but never gains a single pound, amirite?
@she'll be huge after pregnancy :)

Not if it's a natural part of her metabolism. My mom and I have a fast one. My mom: two kids and still tiny.