This is way more difficult to fix than you'd think, amirite?

Car's ruined. Time to buy a new one.

It's interesting to think about what life would be like if you were born an entirely different race. You could be treated differently or have entirely different friends. You would be susceptible to different diseases and your parents would probably end up divorced because you're an entirely different race than them and your mom now looks like a dirty cheater. It's interesting to think about, amirite?

At first I thought this was like, some thought experiment. Then I got to the bottom and teehee's were had. Bravo.

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?

This happened on the bus once.

Men and women are not supposed to be treated equally; they're two different species that are capable of completely different things each must have his own standards, expectations, duties and rights, amirite?

...different sex's aren't different species

When a guy drinks through a straw, it looks gay, amirite?

Oh yea, I once saw this guy drink from a straw and it was totally gay, except it wasn't a straw, it was a penis.

If your name is spelled like "Asch'lye," rather than Ashley or some other normal spelling, you really shouldn't get all pissy when people misspell your name, amirite?

I've never understood these alternative spellings. I've seen Taylor written as T-heylar.


As long as you're not doing it around children, there is nothing wrong with smoking. You have every right to fuck up your own health, amirite?

Stay away from me too, I'm not a fan of the smell.

You wish that the "Country" selection box on the sign up pages for websites would just put the USA on top instead of Afghanistan, amirite?

That's not alphabetic... that's not alphabetic at all!

its not gay for a guy to paint their nails, amirite?

I think the only thing someone can be accused 'gay' for is having a relationship with someone of the same sex.... then it's totally gay.

These BFF necklaces are so much better than the traditional half-hearts, amirite?
Telling a girl you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan, amirite?

inb4 people trying to ride off the success of the original joke - dammit, too late.

One day, nobody will ever remember you existed. In that sense, it's almost like you never existed at all, amirite?

Well thats a downer to an otherwise nice day.

Girls: You wish that your pubic hair grew from the inside of your vagina, so that when you went through puberty it bloomed like a metaphorical flower representing your transition into womanhood, amirite?

I assume the inside of your vagina would be really itchy.

God is real (now let's just see how many yes's and no's we get here) amirite?

There is just as much proof for the existence of a god than there is disproof of a god.

You support transgenders, amirite?

I don't care - let people be happy.