Car's ruined. Time to buy a new one.
At first I thought this was like, some thought experiment. Then I got to the bottom and teehee's were had. Bravo.
This happened on the bus once.
...different sex's aren't different species
Oh yea, I once saw this guy drink from a straw and it was totally gay, except it wasn't a straw, it was a penis.
I've never understood these alternative spellings. I've seen Taylor written as T-heylar.
Stay away from me too, I'm not a fan of the smell.
That's not alphabetic... that's not alphabetic at all!
I think the only thing someone can be accused 'gay' for is having a relationship with someone of the same sex.... then it's totally gay.
"pizza for one please"
inb4 people trying to ride off the success of the original joke - dammit, too late.
Well thats a downer to an otherwise nice day.
I assume the inside of your vagina would be really itchy.
There is just as much proof for the existence of a god than there is disproof of a god.
I don't care - let people be happy.