WELL SINCE YOU LOVE THIS PERSON SOOO DAMN MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD
French oral? I'd like to volunteer for this class, immediately.
Justin Bieber looks like a pretty big pussy to me...
lolololololololol oh god i can't breathe
No, I simply borrowed it from him. He and I have an exclusive licensing agreement that allows me to use his jokes until over 9000s POTDs are achieved.
A man's birthday, you fucking wuss.
"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?"
My God what have you done... that recipe was more coveted than a KFC recipe in Alabama, and now it's for the whole world to see. What have you done...
Then "herpes lawyer" is still really not relevant in any way...
My suicide note will be a print-out of this page.
Is this even real life?
It will still feel empty without Eminem, however.
If you're going to take the Bible literally, then you might as well get some slaves, sacrifice some goats, and send a mother bear to kill 42 innocent children. If these horrendously-out-of-date verses don't apply today, then why should the ones you listed?
"hey just leave your fishing company that you built up your whole life and your dying father and come follow me around."