Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.
At that point it is acceptable to simply kick the door in, SWAT-style.
It's probably my favorite parable in the Qur'an. Either that or Romeo and Juliet.
Holy shit no comments on the POTD? Gotta think of something witty fast.... eh.. THIS POTD SUCKS! Yeah, that'll do.
like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.
It isn't with Anthony.
I'd crawl a mile through tacks and nails (naked) just to hear Anthony breathe through a walkie talkie.
Hey. I read Harry Potter. (every unattractive girl in the room jumps on my dick)
No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.
If you were wondering, it tastes like unicorn milk-chocolate, God's urine, and sperm capable of conceiving a Roman emperor.
And yes, I know this for a FACT.
Bleep bloop. Achievement unlocked: Flawlessly make a double prediction. 50 gamerscore.
How about PTBDCOECTGHS-OTD, or "Polarthebear's Dry Criticism of Every Comment to Get High Scores-Of the Day?"
Well slap my ass and call me Jimmy. She ain't lyin'!
At least "a man within a man within a man" is pretty popular within the gay porn community.