When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
@Favvkes After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
@Ram27 I thought it was... Should I comment Anonymously or not?

amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.

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It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
It's irritating how some religious people find atheism such a radical idea. There are 720 established religions in the world. Rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in none is not that different from rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in one. Amirite?
It's irritating how some religious people find atheism such a radical idea. There are 720 established religions in the world. Rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in none is not that different from rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in one. Amirite?

NOT trying to touch off an argument here, but it seems a tad strange how many people dismiss all of those other gods out of hand but passionately beleive in their own god even though the same reasons they dissmiss those other gods could just as easily apply to their own.

Pubic hair is lovely, but it's even better when it's public hair, amirite?
@It's a wish I wish I could have had granted :(

My wish is to have people favorite my posts? It's actually for people to love my comments, my love/comment ratio is awful.

Humane mouse traps aren't humane if you check on it 3 weeks later, amirite?
Just because God gave us free will doesn't mean he can't interfere with the results of our actions, amirite?
Sure, the Bible mentions that homosexuality is unnatural. But it also mentions that eating shrimp is unnatural (leviticus 11:9). . . and you haven't heard of anybody publicly hating shrimp-eaters lately. . . amirite?
@orangesocks I know why people voted you down, but it doesn't make sense why they would. That's true. If you think homosexuality...

There's a difference between "natural" and "beneficial to society." I wouldn't say diseases are beneficial to society, but I doubt many people would say they're unnatural.

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.

If I said that a magical gay centaur was the supreme overlord of the universe, then it would be up to me to prove that, not up to you to disprove it, amirite?

I beileive that the magical centaur in the sky is bisexual, not gay! I'm going to break away and start my own church!

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?

Best POTD Ever!!!

They say a mother becomes a mother when she gets pregnant, they say a father becomes a father when he sees his baby. So what if the baby miscarries? Does that mean there's a mother but no father? amirite?
@Who's "they"?

Them. As in the ones who shot JFK. The ones who built the Easter Island statues. The ones who made Stonehenge. The ones who sunk Atlantis. The ones who built the pyramids. The ones who are in Area 51. The ones who found the Fountain of Youth. The ones who hacked the Playstation Network. Them. They say it.

Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

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