Boo burgers is better than Burger King. Amirite?

BK joint is dirty, smelly and for beggars walk in begging!

What do you like to do at the same time every day?

Let me guess! Let me guess! The first thing u say as you eyes open is... Shit. Amirite? Awwww see wha I did there, son?

What is the most soothing sound to calm ones nerves?

Roulette wheel ;) SERIOUSLY I ain't been on that like Feb 2017! No need any longer. So I'll settle for... Me neighbours banging one another.

What do you like to do at the same time every day?

Go to zzz.

What do you wish people would stop asking you about? amirite?

HA! Very clever. SW sight for cry babies and lunatics. Why on Earth did former r2t run there? It's gay. This sight, on other hand, can express yourself, people vote and it's more fun.

When you count your blessings, name a blessing you count.

0-0 The honours of seeing FurryAnimal after Relatetothat? FACKING BLESSING! Where rest of crew? Penny, Valentines? N all... How u been?

What will folk be nostalgic for in forty years time?

Whattsapp, WWE Attitude era.

If you were given a book with the story of your life, would you read the end?

No so I can easily prevent to change its ending. If I knew, being a human being, I'd change it! Wouldn't wanna do that for all sorts of reasons.

Write a sad story in four words.

No food was present :(

What have you accomplished today?

Facking swearing online again. Got bored with life.

You eat your own food but your eyes wander off on to your colleague's food. Amirite?
Secretly, you go through Madeleine McCann jokes and find them amusing, amirite?
Words cannot describe the despair of getting a call or a text, excitedly grabbing your phone thinking she might have finally gotten back to you, and then realizing that's impossible because she's dead. amirite?

My friend! You speak the truth. Respect.

Stating "Money doesn't make you happy" but being sad when you have no money. Amirite?
@ThePrinceofWales Spike Milligan said something along the lines of 'being rich doesn't necessarily make you happy but it gets you...

Hmm... Well now I have close to 6 digit in bank (u remember how I got that) I still have 2 close friends. However, Spike thought about celeb's view point. Yes they r loaded with mates. Other celebs, people behind the scenes etc.

Temie Giwa Tubosun is a fantastic woman, amirite?
@ThePrinceofWales I have no idea who she is

On Google click title in blue at bottom you'll read about her... She hs a nice booty to bang! But enuff with typical s3xual comments. No, she going in History for all the right reasons.