Calendar, not Calender.
In German it's Kalender
I got a B... that's even worse.
they got plastic surgery
It's kind of fun, like you have the city all to yourself, but then it gets a little creepy.
I had an out of body experience once...
My dreams are really weird
once i dreamed Mickey Mouse was chasing me through a house full of cardboard boxes and weird Harry Potter staircases.
"Oh, so where do you go to school?"
there's a vet clinic right next to a pet cemetery near my house....
My body does not come with a touch screen. Maybe the rest of you have superhuman powers, but I don't.
And then you see Slenderman and you scream.
Ummmm... you should change your name from A_einstein to an_idiot
Yeah I'm going as Edward. My costume's going to be really easy though... I'm just going to roll around in glue and ask my little sister to dump glitter on me.
okay i come back 5 minutes later and you guys are already having a debate
Yay! So like I could take a picture of something that lasted only a moment, instead of running for the camera and then missing the whole thing.