Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..", amirite?

Omg, YES. This actually works. When it comes to my brother, I usually try to one-up him, even. "Sami, that shirt makes you look fat." "No, Jon, my fat makes me look fat."

What is the deal with Q Tips?! They aren't Qs and they are not tips!, amirite?

And what's the deal with airline food?

Sometimes, when you're talking to an idiot, it feels like adding the word fuck in the middle of the sentence will make them understand you better, amirite?
Anthony has a pretty thin penis, but it's very long so that he can use it as a rope to escape dangerous situations, should the need ever arise, like right now. I need his purple penis; I'm stuck in a pit of marshmallows. Also I'm in love with Chromana, and Anthony is cute, amirite?
@How the fuck did this fuckin piece of shit get on the fuckin homepage?

(Fuck All): Wait! Wait! I speak Fuck!

Fuck fuck shit fuck fuckity fuck fucker fuck to you too!

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? The lightbulb was way better before it changed, amirite?

I know how many it takes. It's a really obscure number though, you probably haven't heard of it.

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
There are some pick-up lines which you would actually go for. amirite?

Mario is red and Sonic is blue, so press [select] and be my PLAYER 2.

Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?

"So you two are lesbians huh? Which one's the man, which one's the woman?" "Oh, hold on, let me check my penis."

Schrodinger's cat is alive, amirite?
Victoria Justice has been on iCarly as Shelby Marx. Now she's on it again as Victoria from Victorious. Doesn't Carly find that kind of weird and obvious? amirite?

They touched on that, actually. When they were looking at the picture of Tori, somebody said something like, "She looks like that Shelby Marx chick you fought." But they didn't really bring it up again later. >.>

Plus sized girls can be muscular, beautiful, and wear what they think they look good in and, should NOT be ridiculed for it, amirite?

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I'll just leave this here.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Integer id libero a neque tincidunt iaculis, amirite?
It would be awesome to have complete heterochromia, amirite?
@lol someone gave anthony a blowjob : D

Anthony is sexing every legal person in the world in every hole simultaneously. You just can't feel it because you can't handle the sheer awesome.