Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..", amirite?

Omg, YES. This actually works. When it comes to my brother, I usually try to one-up him, even. "Sami, that shirt makes you look fat." "No, Jon, my fat makes me look fat."

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?

... Gey? o.o

If you think about the way that people speak, the word "that" is slowly disappearing, amirite?
@PierToNowhere What is that shit? Pick that up. Pass me that bro. You gotta hit that man.

But then there's the difference between, "I thought you were cool," and, "I thought that you were cool," isn't there?

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube, amirite?
What is the deal with Q Tips?! They aren't Qs and they are not tips!, amirite?

And what's the deal with airline food?

Schrodinger's cat is dead, amirite?
There are some pick-up lines which you would actually go for. amirite?

Mario is red and Sonic is blue, so press [select] and be my PLAYER 2.

Juniors in highschool have no more rights then an 8th grader. amirite?

But most of us do know the difference between then and than.

Guys: you hate this short hair trend on girls; girls with long hair are soo sexy, amirite?

Short hair works on some girls. I think they can be pretty adorable.

Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?

"So you two are lesbians huh? Which one's the man, which one's the woman?" "Oh, hold on, let me check my penis."

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
Everyone makes fun of Justin Bieber for having a high voice when he's 16 but Michael Jackson had a high voice his whole life and nobody cared, amirite?

Beaver hasn't earned what MJ has.