one day you were exactly halfway through your life and you didn't realize it
If punching hadn't been discovered, we'd have anti-pointing campaigns.
Thanks, I hate urine splashback
It's called a mirror.
Just looked up the definition for "blinking" can't say I've ever done such an outlandish thing. Almost as stupid as "breathing".
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
Officially, you must let your hand know, It's a state law.
What if you write a program that can infer resolution based on the surrounding pixels
Do we call the police yet or do we wait until it's too late?
Imma die dressed as the sole heir to heir to Jeff be is' fortune
Could be the same person.
You must be a hoot at parties ;)
What? No it doesn't; your passing around a hot potato.
The mental gymnastics you must have pulled would be amazing.