+11I once had an advertisement to adopt a chimpanzee... Nothing in my in my history could produce this algorithm, amirite?
+58Ugly? Fat? Pimply? No. No. And no. None of those is the worst thing you could be in high school. BORING is the worst, amirite?
-68From now on, every lying liberal shall be known as Adam "pencil neck" Schiff! So, c'mon all you Adams out there, show your Adam! amirite?
-75I ran today.I took the same path i always do but i took a few days off so this was the first time in a while.The first lap i noticed a smell and saw one vulture but i ran past and tried not to notice.The next lap i was ready for the smell and was surprised by 2 vultures but keep going, i noticed they were eating a cat.The next lap i saw 3 vultures and the next i saw 4.My 5th lap i was so happy to see 4 vultures that when i ran by and when the 1 swooped down from a branch i screamed, the 5th .The next lap i thought about what to do as i saw the 6th vulture circling above..Stopping would be easy, amirite?
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-51This country seems to have too many dicks and not enough balls. And pussies are calling the shots. amirite?