+627"Ewwww!! Its so gross when people chew with their mouth open!! Its one of my pet peeves!!" "You know what mine is?" "What?" "People who list their pet peeves and expect me to oh I dunno care?" amirite?
+29Santa Clause: He's climbing down yo chimneys, snatching yo cookies up, trying to eat them all so you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo brownies, cause hes eating all of them out there. We got your sleigh tracks and you left hoof prints you are so dumb. you are really dumb for real, ( I got attacked by some reindeer in the projects),amirite?
+233We all understand the "bagged phone in shower" concept, but what about those of us with touch screens? amirite?
+11You HAAATE with a burning passion that "ba-bing" noise Silent Hill makes when you solve a puzzle. And when you are trying to sleep and can't stop picturing the Nightmare Creatures jumping in through your window, and your dog WILL NOT protect you. amirite?
+14Its great when you have those days when you have a surprise half day off from school and spend it with your friends, and you see people you hate but they can't ruin your mood. In short, a beautiful day like today, amirite?
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+18I've found a couple handy uses for the word "horcrux". 1) term to describe an obnoxious and overall unsavoury person (ex. She is such a horcrux!!) 2) when that person fails to die on their own, in public scream "HORCRUX!!!" and observe as an entire fandom tears them to peices. amirite?
+11Considering all the bizarre foods in the world, its almost surprising that nobodys ever made a dish somehow involving semen, amirite?
+12After seeing cats&dogs, you were honestly worried that your pets understood you and talked about you behind your back, amirite?
+117Licking whip cream off some stranger at Rocky Horror Picture Show does NOT make you a slut or a whore or anything. It makes you context savvy. amirite?
+19Fellow Brits: when you see everyone rant about harry potter, or listen to pop will eat itself, you just think to yourself "we are awesome.", amirite?
+11I'm Brad Majors- "asshole!!"-and this is my fiance, Janet Weiss- "sluuut!!!" "NOT YET GIVE HER TIME!!!", amirite?