There will be a whole generation of people whose childhood memories are from their parents telling the story of a gorilla being shot in Cincinnati. amirite?

May his story echo down the ages

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@kozscabble You think the elites aren't the most well educated people on the planet? You think they just flunked high school or...

The point is educating all people so they can't be taken advantage of as easily. Obviously educating a select few will make it easier for them to oppress others.

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@Kionix capitalism as a default is good, but needs referees willing to step in when it doesn't work. Define "doesn't...

When there are large market inefficiencies. Profit is, definitionally, a sign of market inefficiency.

Vaginas are sometimes referred to as boxes... Penises are sometimes referred to as junk... Boxes are a great place to store your junk... amirite?

Never heard anyone call a vagina a box and I never know one could

Over-population may be driving humanity to glorifying butt things over vaginal things to slow our population growth through non-procreative sex and we simply don't grasp the reach of our own genetic wisdom and it emerges in pop culture as a result. amirite?
Over-population may be driving humanity to glorifying butt things over vaginal things to slow our population growth through non-procreative sex and we simply don't grasp the reach of our own genetic wisdom and it emerges in pop culture as a result. amirite?
In our lifetime, we go from being amazed to see ambulance coming to you as a child to being terrified to see ambulance coming to you when you are old. amirite?

not everyone is American

It's 2021 and oven lights still don't turn off automatically when the oven is off. amirite?

I don't know about others... but I find cleaning is much easier while the oven is off, and I can see what I'm doing. But... maybe I'm doing it wrong...?

Being a parent is finding food that you forgot you had because you hid it from the kids and forgot you had it. amirite?

Yeah, try that stunt with a bag of onion rings from 1985, then you gotta take them to the hospital...

Breathing is free unless you have asthma. amirite?

Paying for inhaler

You can be a liar and not break any of the seven deadly sins, amirite?

Only the courts can determine the lie

If we ever colonize on other planets and Earth is destroyed, there will be inevitably be "No-Earther" conspiracy theorists within a decade. amirite?
@teknogreek In my opinion, conspiracy theorists wouldn't go and colonize other planets, they would stay on the Earth. The...

Robert Heinlein wrote a short story called "Logic of Empire", and in that one planetary colonizers were 95% slaves indentured servants

If we ever colonize on other planets and Earth is destroyed, there will be inevitably be "No-Earther" conspiracy theorists within a decade. amirite?

You'd have to wait for someone to have never seen Earth, & someone who is uninfluenceable. So, they would have to be at least a teenager.

In short... 20 Earth years (assuming no pregnant emigrants to Mars and no pregnancies for the first few years as they settle in) ...oh... that's 10.6 years on Mars. Ah... I see what ya did there!

Barn Owls were probably thrilled when we finally invented barns. amirite?
World's Best Dad mugs are a much more passive aggressive gesture with same-sex parents. amirite?

Mom was gifted one from her BFF: "I Wish You Lived Next Door." It hits quite a bit different when she brings Dad his coffee in it.