There is no such thing as Almond Milk because there's no such thing as an almond titty. amirite?

It makes me angry, just call it "almond drink" (or soy drink, etc)

Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system, amirite?
It's weird that our pants have "legs" but our shirts don't have "arms", amirite?
Kids like Batman, but when you reach adulthood the Joker makes more sense, amirite?

Nah homie, he doesn't.

Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?

Hmmm. Somewhat, yes. Its where we throw away our elderly. Some people who love their senior family members don't have a choice as they can't care for them. But they as a group are disrespected and mistreated overall. Very sad.

If a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is considered a sandwich, then a BLT is a huge sandwich, amirite?

What would you consider a sandwich normally then?

One day you'll be older than your favorite TV/movie characters. amirite?

What if my favourite movie character is Benjamin Button

A tunnel can be seen as one hole or two holes depending on how you look at it, amirite?

No, it's 1 hole.

There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?

It is probably located near the Kaaba in Mecca, lying in wait for some unsuspecting pilgrim.

Clifford is either a female or has a microscopic dong, amirite?

Or an average dog-sized one.

Men are lucky that the "last drop" happens when peeing and not pooping. amirite?

That depends on how well you wipe

If our moms are perceptive enough to know when your fly is down she probably notices when you have a boner. amirite?

a boner fly up

There's a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn't enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason. amirite?

Im the guy that take the whole pizza

The Internet may be the greatest accelerant we ever made, amirite?

Nah, that's probably hydrogen

A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?

Unless I'm trapped worth those animals and an explosive triggered by sound...