Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?

Hmmm. Somewhat, yes. Its where we throw away our elderly. Some people who love their senior family members don't have a choice as they can't care for them. But they as a group are disrespected and mistreated overall. Very sad.

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Are you this desperate to get sucked off?

Men are lucky that the "last drop" happens when peeing and not pooping. amirite?

That depends on how well you wipe

Clifford is either a female or has a microscopic dong, amirite?

Or an average dog-sized one.

A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?

Unless I'm trapped worth those animals and an explosive triggered by sound...

It's weird that our pants have "legs" but our shirts don't have "arms", amirite?
There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?

It is probably located near the Kaaba in Mecca, lying in wait for some unsuspecting pilgrim.

Ponies in cartoons are drawn all cute and lovely but they're ugly in real life, hyenas are drawn wicked and ugly but are very cute in real life. amirite?

hyenas are ugly af dude

The Internet may be the greatest accelerant we ever made, amirite?

Nah, that's probably hydrogen

There's a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn't enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason. amirite?

Im the guy that take the whole pizza

Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system, amirite?
A tunnel can be seen as one hole or two holes depending on how you look at it, amirite?

No, it's 1 hole.

Kids like Batman, but when you reach adulthood the Joker makes more sense, amirite?

Nah homie, he doesn't.

If our moms are perceptive enough to know when your fly is down she probably notices when you have a boner. amirite?

a boner fly up

One day you'll be older than your favorite TV/movie characters. amirite?

What if my favourite movie character is Benjamin Button