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All of your boogers are out there somewhere. amirite?
@Nickyikky Nah, bugs eat them

They will poop them out someday

The hardest part of going back to the office is learning to hold in farts again. amirite?

The big advantage of open space offices is the ability to fart with impunity. And I mean savage, burning, chemical warfare liquid staining releases

It's possible to bypass a genie's rules by asking the genie to give you the instructions that guarantee an outcome, amirite?

Just wish for ten more magic lamps each with its own genie just sitting there waiting to be rubbed the right way.

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?

Other than earth, air and water, we don't really contaminate resources. We just use em up with reckless abandon.

Humans are an evolutionary dead end, amirite?
@Apartlavishness Spoken like someone who doesn't understand evolution

You sure? Except for in some developing nations weaker people get medical help to survive and reproduce, relieving the evolutionary pressure.

The greatest investment a wealthy person can do is buy a money printing machine, amirite?
Most people will probably think everyone having/earning 1 billion dollars will be good but it is not cause the prices of everything will rise up if everyone had 1 billion dollars, amirite?
@Missannthropic You don't understand simple economics and you're simultaneously calling someone stupid. Bold move Cotton.

I understand economics enough to know that the original statement is wrong. Possession does not equal production. If all bitcoins were evenly distributed among society, would the price of things relative to sats increase, decrease, or stay the same?

Outsourced labor is cheaper unless it's childcare. amirite?

Outsourcing kills minimum wages

One of the more unrealistic depictions of real life in movies is the portrayal of a full breakfast being made and the family sitting down to eat on a work/school day. amirite?
@Voluspacookie Orphans have had more family meals than I have.

My family used to have meals watching the Simpsons have meals.

The difference between crunchy and crispy is thickness. amirite?

A seasoned cock in a virgin pussy

Immortality is not a super-power, it is a curse, amirite?

Depends on the type of immortality.

If you will not die of old age but could die by other means, it wouldn't necessarily be.

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?

wrong! my aunt has 4 nipples and never had any kids.

One of the more unrealistic depictions of real life in movies is the portrayal of a full breakfast being made and the family sitting down to eat on a work/school day. amirite?
Being honest and trusted holds a heavy responsibility because if you did decide to lie people would believe you. amirite?

I think we have found the sokraties of our time.

Too small is always better than the too big. amirite?