CarolineGustin

In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@Whacka Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements." Me:...

No, here's how it would go:

Potential employer: "I see you have seven diamond achievements on Amirite."
Me: "Yes..."
Potential employer: "Excuse me while I take my clothes off."

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@Galileo Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put Amirite achievements on your resume

Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" beams proudly
Potential Employer: "What the fuck are they?"

Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
If they were to sequel Snakes on a Plane, they should go with a bigger reptile on a smaller means of transportation. Komodo Dragon on a Bus would totally be worth watching, amirite?

Tyrannosaurus-rex on a car.

Smart People: Even if a post is obviously not addressed to you, you still read the rest of it. amirite?
@I don't get it..?

WHY'D YOU READ IT IF YOU AREN'T SMART?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE?!?!?!

WHY AM I YELLING?

You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?
@A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as...

In human-computer interaction, cut and paste and copy and paste are related commands that offer a user-interface interaction technique for transferring text, data, files or objects from a source to a destination. Most ubiquitously, users require the ability to cut and paste sections of plain text. The cut command removes the selected data from its original position, while the copy command creates a duplicate; in both cases the selected data is placed in a clipboard. The data in the clipboard is later inserted in the position where the paste command is issued.

Computer-based editing can involve very frequent use of cut-and-paste operations. Most software-suppliers provide several methods for performing such tasks, and this can involve (for example) key-combinations, pulldown menus, pop-up menus, or toolbar buttons.

See, I can do it too.

Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?
@Truuninja It's more proof why we can have several people with the same name.

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN NAMED MATTHEW, NOT XxMatthew90001990823xX?????

If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
@1571074

ohkay :O
OH MY GOD I AM TALKING TO JESUS RIGHT NOW

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@God_the_Almighty Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!

I like how you always comment asking for loves and then get them.

I WANT LOVES TOO! LOVE MY COMMENT! PLEASE!!

LOVES!!!!!!

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You would be more likely to watch a show like Jersey Shore if one of the characters was replaced with a hungry crocodile, amirite?

its like two of them are having sex together and one of them suddenly gets replaced by a hungry crocodile...

Same compliments that are flattering can be just awkward when it comes from the wrong person, amirite?

"You look so freaking sexy tonight!"
"Umm thanks grandma..."

Some days all you want to do is have sex with someone hot. amirite?

Some days? Lolololololololol

Girls, sometimes you find yourself rubbing guy's dicks, amirite?
@CarolineGustin All the guys are now actively searching for the girls that YYA'd.

I will follow each and every one so they know I want to have sex with them.