It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?

It would really suck to have survived the Titanic sinking, and then while you were in the water a lobster grabbed your balls with its claws.

The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?

Well it's clearly not gonna work if you don't use the conditioner as well. Honestly, doing it all wrong.

Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
@Suzywao Which party specifically was taking it too far in your opinion?

I think the parents thought it was better not having society force the child to behave in a way that was considered "normal", but they themselves are forcing the child to be something that they are not, by not having a gender, as the child is too young to decide for themselves. In my opinion, your gender is a very big part of your identity, and the parents are being extreme by removing it altogether. I see where they're coming from as the idea of the child not having to worry about whether playing with dolls seemed too "girly" or playing football was "too much of a boy thing" is actually good in principle, but the way they went about it was taking it too far.

Okay this may not actually be related to the post any more because I'm getting myself confused now but yeah...

@1655586

Lol hey Johnny, you'd like to.

@KickAss Part 3 can be 'The Road to Sarah's Pants.' And it can be a necro porno

Woah woah woah. Nobody's going travelling to my pants thank you.

You wonder why, if one cannot simply walk into Mordor, Gandalf didn't poof up some eagles and simply fly into Mordor, amirite?

I'd write some long comment about the logistics of LOTR, but I really just came here to say I lol'd at the phrasing. "poof up some eagles" classic.

When your trying to be mice and ask the kid who's sitting alone at lunch to come sit with you and they say no it makes you feel really bad about yourself, amirite?

I personally prefer trying to be a hamster to be honest.

Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?
@Shadi Ramadan starts this month.

I like how you are so happy you're an atheist and then use God's name.

Guys: you've never actually been kicked in the balls. amirite?

I think I tried to kick someone in the balls once, and missed. Stupid alcohol.

When you're alive it's almost as if the world is built up around you. When you talk to someone, or when you see people walking about, 99% of the time, you don't ever take into consideration that they have their own lives, and thoughts. It's probably because we've only seen the world through our own eyes. It makes your head hurt that there are 7 billion other worlds around you, amirite?

I think about this when people watching in town. And then create lives and names and stories for them depending on what their expression at that time is and how they're dressed. I wonder how often I'm even remotely close to their real lives.

If you think about the way that people speak, the word "that" is slowly disappearing, amirite?

Even reading this I automatically thought "if you think about the way people speak".

Girls should be toned, but not have abs, amirite?
@1684045

HA I knew you'd have been the one who commented. You and your girl muscle.

Girls- you've been dreaming of a true love's kiss....and a prince you're hoping comes with this, amirite?

I wouldn't want a prince who came when I kissed him, he would be awful in bed. No endurance.

The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?
@1727640

What the OP is trying to say is that the most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath is to throw in all your dirty laundry.

Everyone has that one dong that they will always love no matter what, amirite?

I'm sure sluts love multiple dongs, not just the one.