Cereal_Killer

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@somewhere_I_belong To cereal, right?...

Yeah man, you should've seen those Froot Loops beg for their lives!!

Help Wanted - Psychic - you know where to apply. amirite?

HAHAHAHA happens to me all the time. People dont seem to understand the difference between CEREAL killer and SERIAL killer. :O

Perfect little girls, huh? Well Professor, WHAT ABOUT THE FINGERS? amirite?

fighting crime! trying to save the world WITHOUT FINGERS.
they didnt have toes either xD

Everyone looks innocent when they're sleeping. amirite?
@PracticeSafeLunch33 Except my little sister... She sleeps with hers eyes open and slightly rolled back. Scariest shit I've ever seen!

My older sister sleeps like that!!!! but she still looks innocent, kinda like a deranged innocent though.. O_O

Being sick/hot/hungry. The tripple threat, amirite?

This made me think of a sweaty Hungarian guy whose a Sikh...

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

OMG! i did that once. :) it was amazing.

You should never eat soggy waffles, amirite?

NEVER EAT SLIMY WORMS.

It's funny when songs in foreign languages have random words in English. amirite?
@All KPOP is like this. . . . And I fuckin' love it.

yeah ikr! Its like: "foreign foreign foreign OH GIRL foreign foreign."

It's funny when songs in foreign languages have random words in English. amirite?
@540562

=( yeah I lost people there too! AND IM A MUSLIM! GASP.

HELP I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP......AND MY LIFE ALERT RAN OUT OF BATTERIES!!!! amirite?

CRAP!!! NOW THAT IS A SITUATION

you hate it when your bestfriends rat turns out to be the guy that betrayed your parents, amirite?

Ugh, it happens all the time! I just don't know who to trust anymore. :(

@578453

<HAPPYDANCE> I LIVE SO CLOSE, IF I STRETCH OUT MY ARMS I CAN TOUCH THE BOTTOM OF THE PLANES!!!

A boy can break your heart in two, but a best friend knows exactly how to crush it into a million pieces. Amirite?

i think its because no ones knows you better then ur best friend. so they know exactly how to hurt you :D