+685Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+192The art of sex is to delay orgasm till the right moment. But there’s such a thing as too much delay. A week’s too long, for example, amirite?
+441You use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is frowned upon in most societies, amirite?
+873It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?
+332It's stupid for anyone to only tell their friend what they want to hear. Maybe if everyone got knocked down a few levels every once in a while people wouldn't have such an undeserved sense of self righteousness when they fuck up. So start telling your friends when you think they're being a twit amirite?
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+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
+375People love to annoy you to get laughs and kicks, but as soon as they get a taste of their own medicine, they can't handle jack. Amirite?
+2,724It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
+29"What's wrong?" thinks in head Well, I woke up late today and was tardy to school. I was up til 3AM because my parents were fighting. My hair is a mess and I forgot my lunch money. My homework is sitting on my bed at home and I have to present a project today worth 400 points and its not even done. When I got stuff out of my locker, everything fell out and everybody just laughed. "Oh, nothing... amirite?
+852Girls: You love seeing hot guys, but when it comes down to it, you'd rather have a sweet, cute guy who is a million times more attractive to you because of his personality, amirite?
+908Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy does something stupid. Girl doesn't know. Boy keeps it a secret. Girl finds out. Girl breaks up with boy. Girl tries to get over boy. Boy does something romantic. Girl gets back with boy. You've just seen every chick flick known to man. amirite?