Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Flibbertigibbet what does eating popcorn have to do with straight people and geys. popcorn isnt healthy btw

First--Actually, it's incredibly healthy. The butter isn't.

Second--Opinion. OPINION. Spell it right.

Third--It's spelled "gay". Changing the spelling WON'T change the meaning.

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@1193000

Thank you!!! Opinionist ALWAYS steals his posts from sicki, and now he's getting POTD with a stolen post?? also he NEVER credits sicki.

The worst reply to "Mon père est mort" during a French speaking exam is "Bien", amirite?
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@1193072

He's basically saying, "I, Opinionist, steal posts from sickipedia.org and now I have the POTD because I don't have an original thought in my mind! Suck it!"

I hate that douchebag.

Lost is still the best TV show ever made, amirite?

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

The ending to Mockingjay felt a little bit rushed. You'd think the author would write a bit more on the whole plot line of Katniss choosing either Peeta or Gale- even if it was just half a chapter. But it seemed to work out just too fast and the other character was just kind of brushed off without a real goodbye. amirite?
@1167973

little bit defensive, there, huh?

You are slightly attracted to Andy Samberg, yet you don't know why. amirite?

I know why. He's sexy and hilarious as fuck.

Girls: you never knew about your clit until you reached puberty, amirite?

I bet a guy reading this post is thinking, "What the hell's dit...?"

You wonder what humans would instinctively find attractive, it we weren't influenced by the media, amirite?

Probably a lot of the same things. Attractiveness is based on a lot of subconscious factors, many of which are emphasized by the media. I assume the issue you're indirectly adressing is thinness, in which case men still consider curvy women attractive.

It would suck if you clogged a toilet, it overflowed, then you stepped in your own shit, slipped, and hit your head on the toilet bowl, amirite?

oddly specific

Not every idea is necessarily a good one. Ex: wanting to rape a beehive, inventing water-proof water color, dry humping a cactus, amirite?

Obviously. How did this get homepaged?

There's no worse feeling than when a friend cuts you out of his/her life out of the blue, amirite?
@1865150

haha, I was going to say, obviously I'm exaggerating. You scared me for a moment there.

All the bad shit you hear about drugs makes you kind of want to try them, amirite?

I'd like to try drugs, just to try them. Life's so fucking boring, for me at least.

Men are at their best around age 26, amirite?

Let's all state evolutionary facts!
Fact: Youthful looking women are attractive to guys.
Fact: Symmetrical features are attractive!
Fact: The hourglass shape on women is more attractive to guys!

Honestly, I could have read this in my textbook.

First Bush was Hitler, now Obama is Hitler. Let's clear something up, all presidents are going to make poor decisions, but until someone kills 6,000,000+ people, let's hold off on the name calling, amirite?

Actually, Hitler killed 12,000,000 people. He killed 6-9 million Jews, but targeted other groups (homosexuals, prostitutes, Slavs, etc). Sorry for the history lesson, but I wanted to say that!