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when bowser throws shells in mario kart, he throws the corpses of his brethren. amirite?

That's metal af!

Mashups are proof that pop songs have a generic formula, and that they will blend together nicely no matter what the background beat is. amirite?

if youve never seen the film, youtube the Xanadu band mash up. thats works so well

There was probably a dentist on the Death Star when it blew up. Poor dentist. amirite?

Medical work was done by droids.

The price of productivity is creativity. amirite?

Is the CEO luxuries

The restaurant "Hardee's" has two Hard E's in its spelling. amirite?

Im American and its Hardee's for me

The Ewoks probably ate all the Storm Troopers they killed. amirite?

They told me not to eat the Ewok stew.

All single women over 30 have cats. All single men over 30 have guitars. amirite?

I don't have a guitar

January 1st is the day the most 'Before' weight loss selfies are taken. amirite?

I'm about to take one.

You don't have the same fingernails as you did at birth, amirite?

At a certain point (cell-wise) you don't have the same ANYTHING from birth

Without changing the functionality of USB ports, we could surely come up with an easier way to plug them in on the first try. amirite?

I'm pretty sure I've never not just looked at the pins inside of the stick to see if it's upside down.

Brushing your teeth earlier could save you from a lot of extra calories. amirite?

You're a genius

U.S.A Is the biggest crossover ever, amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee How?

People born in the usa always tend to think that usa is the most most something country

Vanilla is black but you only taste it in white or light colored foods, amirite?
People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
You're old when the last pro athlete from your childhood retires, amirite?