+1,060I hate it when people on teen cribs are like "and this is MY pool". Its like no,its your parents pool. You were just fortunate enough to come out of the right vagina. amirite?
+850Why I don't look out of the window at night: 1% I'm afraid of the dark... The other 99% I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me. amirite?
+594The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it :) If you can't laugh at it, you probably deserved it. amirite?
+689If a guy compliments your shirt, He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt If a guy compliments your pants, he likes your ass If he compliments your shoes well hun, he's gay. amirite?
+420Don't let the door hit you on the way out' Hell, who am i kidding, I hope you fall down the stairs too . amirite?
+701Liking your own facebook status is like having a baby and saying,"Hey I like THAT kid!" Well no shit you like it you made it. amirite?
+954HA! YOU FLINCHED! ...well yeah..you almost punched me in the face. amirite?
+293If brains were gas then I know some people who wouldn't be able to take a pissants go-cart halfway around a cheerio. amirite?
+838If those people in the movies would have listened to me,they'd still be alive. amirite?
+804What do you think that noise downstairs was? 99%=an axe murderer;1%=harmless sound, amirite?
+786You used to hate Ruby on the Nick Jr show Max&Ruby because she was such a bossy bitch. amirite?