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"Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.",
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watching a creepy show: "I love this show!" in bed after a creepy show: "dude walk me to the bathroom",
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FaceBook -- Chat (48) Myspace -- Chat (2)
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Adults and computers:-typing typing. backspace. typing typing typing. backspace backspace.-
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Josh from Drake and Josh would be highly pissed they canceled Oprah.
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T bo on icarly is actually quite hilarious. "You wanna buy a bagel on a stick?A dollar a bagel.C'mon i'll sell you the whole stick,five dolla.",
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Dory's Names For Nemo;; "Your Son, Chico" "He Lost His Son, Fabio" "His Son, Bingo--" "Poor Rocko" "We're Going To Find Reemo!" "Not Much Fun For Little Harpo" "Bye, Elmo!" And who can hate Dory? (:
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Uh Oh.... Taylor Swift and Beyonce are both up for Best Female Video in theVMA's this year.... Kanye West is gonna have another freakin' cow!
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You akwardly sit there when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents.
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I wanna grab you by your sides and slowly lick you. But not too much. Then I slowly eat inside you. Then as you get a little softer I eat it all. I LOVE OREOS ;]
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Dear Wind,thanks for totally raping my hair.Love,me.
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Issues With Bedtime Stories Cinderella-It's about child abuse Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books,
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men's english ; i'm hungry = i am hungry; i'm tired = i am tired; nice dress = nice cleavage!; i love you = let's have sex now; i'm bored = do you want to have sex?; may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you; can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you; do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you,
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women's english ; yes = no; no = yes ;maybe = no; we need = i want ;i'm sorry = you'll be sorry; we need to talk = you're in trouble; sure, go ahead = you better not; do what you want = you'll pay for this later ;i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!; you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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"DON'T MOVE!" "why?" "THERE'S THIS HUGE BUG DON'T -"
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