Lollipops are literally just flavouring your own saliva with sugar and drinking it, amirite?
Everyone knows what their first drink was, amirite?

Uhh I was legally allowed to drink 2 years ago and I don't remember... But sounds like I'm not the only one :)

Even the laziest human on earth won at least one race: the one before he was born. amirite?
There's a high chance some of the cash in your wallet was spent on meth before it got to you. amirite?

That probability is even higher if you're a meth dealer.

Luke Skywalker was probably such a good jedi because there weren't as much people taking up bandwidth in the force. amirite?
@That's why the Sith reduced their numbers to only two. That's canon (or was), but I don't remember where's at...

Wow really? I was half joking when I said it and didn't expect it to be true let alone Canon.

Grandparents will have cocktails and bump nostalgic music from The Chronic and Doggystyle not Sinatra or Patsy Cline. amirite?
'James May cock' is a much more SFW Google search than it sounds, amirite?
@JayTheDay Sorely disappointed by the results

I know, I know. I too was hoping he reared chickens

Does it really count as suffering if it's all self-inflicted?

Almost every person who plays video games will need glasses at some point in time, amirite?

Think about millions of kids blasting loud music on their headphones. That's gonna be fun

Y'ou is the singular of y'all, amirite?
There's no anxiety like shaving your ball sack with a razor, amirite?

Shave. Slowly. Bruh.

John Cena has had to wrestle with jean shorts his entire career. amirite?
@How could you not know? I thinking floating jeans picking someone up is quite memorable

When you get FU'd by a pair of floating jean shorts, you know it's Cena... but... yOu CaNt SeE hIm!

You barely ever see an unmirrored version of yourself (only in certain pictures where mirroring can be toggled) amirite?
@Apellllll Some devices mirror the selfies you take.

Which I why I specified that some devices can do that, but for the most parts, they dont

Heart symbols look nothing like hearts, but it has been universally agreed that they represent them. amirite?

Fun fact it is actually two human hearts sewn together so it represents love

A person urinates 7 times a day on average. With 7.53 billion people worldwide, there are an average of 36.5 million people urinating every minute. amirite?

What's the poop stats?