Joseph Stalin did worse things than Adolf Hitler, i mean sure killing 12 million people is bad but Stalin killed 20 million and nobody gives a fuck, amirite?
@Nigglet and what about Mao Zedong? he killed 45 million...

But there are just so many of them, that statistically, its like Stalin killing like 400000 guys.

Joseph Stalin did worse things than Adolf Hitler, i mean sure killing 12 million people is bad but Stalin killed 20 million and nobody gives a fuck, amirite?

The main difference between them, is that Hitler was killing all of these people in a short amount of time, with no justification. Stalin just killed people who were preventing his 'expansion' We did the same thing, remember those pesky little Native Americans getting in our way, we killed plenty of them. The difference is goal of extermination. If your goal is to eliminate, as Hitlers was, it looks really really bad. But if your goal was to further advance your country, as Stalin's was, its socially acceptable. Especially to Americans, who have a 'take what I want bitch' attitude.

in movies, aliens are always a more advanced species. They're always smarter and bigger, amirite?

How else would they have been able to find us. We can't find life, if they can, they are smarter.

If cum has mostly sugars then why does it taste like salt, amirite?
@ClayKay Because the salt receptors on your tongue are further toward the back of your mouth...

That's the joke answer, but the actual answer is that although it is made up mostly of sugar, try putting 2 tbs of sugar and 1 tbs of salt in your mouth at the same time. You only taste salt.

If cum has mostly sugars then why does it taste like salt, amirite?

Because the salt receptors on your tongue are further toward the back of your mouth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

You would isolate yourself for 10 years for 1 BILLION dollars. You are taken into a room 100m x 100m x 100m, and you cannot come out until those 10 years are up. All you have with you are one gun with one bullet in it just in case. You can have any food or drink you like, it will be supplied for you if you ask for it. You will have absolutely no form of entertainment. You would do it. amirite?
You would isolate yourself for 10 years for 1 BILLION dollars. You are taken into a room 100m x 100m x 100m, and you cannot come out until those 10 years are up. All you have with you are one gun with one bullet in it just in case. You can have any food or drink you like, it will be supplied for you if you ask for it. You will have absolutely no form of entertainment. You would do it. amirite?

You guys obviously underestimate how much a billion dollars is. Id fucking do anything for a billion dollars. Unless it was harmful to me or someone else, being isolated for 10 years would be kind of interesting. And can we have books?

It's an unwritten law that nobody can hurt you when you are actually using the bathroom. Even film makers know this. Think about it, you've never seen it happen, amirite?

Jurassic Park.

If the plural of cactus is cacti, wouldn't it make sense for the plural of penis to be peni? amirite?

No, because Cactus if from Latin, and the plural masculine form of a nominative noun is -i. And Penis doesn't end in -us, so it isn't a Latin root, so the plural wouldn't be Latin.

Strippers in Canada make more money, because the smallest bill we have is a five. And its not like you're going to chuck loonies at her, amirite?
@mariaahx they would. but the post is more about canadian vs. american strippers.

Never said anything about American strippers as comparisons, thought it was the entire world.

Its always fun to observe how a guy is trying to have a look at your boobs thinking we didn't notice him, amirite?

It's even worse if you let us know that you caught us...

Weird to think that in 100 years Everyone on earth will be dead, and there will be 500 million brand new people here. amirite?
@slytherinangel The number of babies being born increases every year so the earth will be severely over populated here in 100...

1. Get your facts straight, it wouldn't be the end of human life, it would just reach the end of growth. Imagine free falling. When you are being pulled down by gravity at a constant speed, you will keep falling faster and faster (babies being born) until you reach terminal velocity (food supply) When the food supply is equal to the babies being born, then no one else will be born. Humans won't just go extinct because we overpopulate. People will just die, and we will stay at that number.

Strippers in Canada make more money, because the smallest bill we have is a five. And its not like you're going to chuck loonies at her, amirite?

Wouldn't strippers make more money in Europe, where the lowest denomination of bill is also 5, but their currency is stronger than yours.

You're turning oxygen into carbon dioxide, amirite?

No, I'm taking 30% of the Oxygen out of the air. Leaving it with the majority of Carbon Dioxide. The energy required to MAKE Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide, is incredible, we can't do it.

The Bible: Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?
@scrantoncity You don't know what you're talking about. It wasn't written four hundred years after, it was canonized. Maybe you...

They literally chose what books to put in the bible, and changed them to fit their plans for it. And you can date things.