+61Jupiter is our solar system's bouncer, protecting Earth from rude and rowdy asteroids/comets so we can enjoy the Sun's bombass light show. amirite?
+50Because dogs have dreams, they may dream regular dreams but with the people in them making random noises or being completely silenced, amirite?
-34The smaller is your tøwel, the more likely you are of drying your face using the same part you did on your booty. amirite?