Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

Don't get it.

Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?
@No music at all is infinitely more terrifying.

But you'd be pretty startled if some violin was being played in an empty room, instead of like pop. In general music being played in an empty room is terrifying but classical music hit different

A cabin in the woods to trees is the same as a box made of human flesh in the middle of a concert crowd, amirite?

Kinda wordy but gets the point across

I dunno, groups of 10 or more are still prohibited where i live....

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@yaboiginga to the extent that some even climb utility poles to steal the cooper wires.-

Sometimes I wish someone would steal the buried copper phone line from the 70's that my internet goes through just so frontier will be forced to replace it and I can have decent internet finally

The word "bipolar" is redundant - the definition of pole already entails the existence of 2 poles. amirite?

No, a pole entails the existence of one pole and only one pole.

Poles means there is two or more.

It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
@Unaviable Yeah I mean where did the lemon come from?

My guess is lemon is to baby as pee hole is to baby tube. But this is a silly comparison because ladies cant pass lemons (or kidney stones for that matter) comfortably through their urethras.

There's a good chance that you've never touched your doorbell. amirite?

Of course you have, you got to make sure its working.

When you're beheaded, you're actually bebodied. amirite?

You can actually stay conscious for up to 15 seconds after being beheaded...

When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it. amirite?

I'll add that the best women I know take part in the ribbing. I make fun of my wife and she makes fun of me.

All men really want is for a woman to peg them. amirite?

Yeah thats gonna be a no dan.

When the Earth is closer to burning to a crisp, all bread will be toast for at least a moment. amirite?

Rise, my underlings, RISE!!!

It doesn't matter how big your penis is if it can't make someone happy. amirite?
If plants were all red, gory crime scene or an animals hunting spot will be hard to find, amirite?
Compact fluorescent bulbs are the Betamax of lighting. amirite?

and the Betamax is the C7S