Turn off autocorrect on your phone. Look how much harder it is to type. And we always complain about autocorrect. amirite?
@Sybersonic I dont even have autocorrect on.

Yah wgo needd atoucorrxt thayt shut sicks

If humans can smell when it's going to rain dogs/animals can also probably smell when there's going to be a earthquake/natural disaster, amirite?
Stars make light.... and human beings... amirite?
A tree died not knowing it will wipe your ass one day, amirite?

Are you saying logging companies should travel around with a dryad to announce to trees the precise reason for their eventual death? I'm on board

"U" shouldn't be a vowel, amirite?

For every rule you think you know about English, there are more exceptions than things that follow

The sincerest form of betrayal is ordering French fries and receiving sweet potato fries. amirite
Every male you see is producing sperm. amirite?

Okay but you seriously didn't think about younger kids

Assuming someone on the internet is a male seems more ordinary than assuming is a female, amirite?
@EliteData-Wolf alright, man

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

The flash can't walk on water. amirite?
Vegans and bacon crisps, amirite?

I eat them if they're vegan. There are a couple.
They're basically just paprika flavor

Maybe when we lose one sock in the wash, it resurrects as an extra Tupperware lid. amirite?

LOL, that fits nothing in the cabinet.

People say they feel like a million bucks when they are happy, therefore, chickens must feel like a million clucks when they are happy. amirite?

Cluck cluck cluck